“I ran naked with an egg because I smoked crack” (no se me ocurre otra razon para hacer eso que con crack.
‘I killed a vacuum cleaner because i hate my life’
OMG, igual tiene sentido…
“I fucked a puppet because i was horny”
I need a bowl of cereal because my friends told me to do it. ~ tss. boreeeng.
I stabbed a black guy because that’s what I am~ for my baby :D
I hate a fat guy because I’m single.
